Creamy Vegan Chocolate Pudding {Vegan, Gluten-Free & Paleo}

It’s still Birthday Week, and I’m still totally slingin’ dessert down your throat. Yesterday was ice cream sandwiches, today it’s pudding.

I know what you’re thinking. I can read your face…

You’re thinking that if you make this here pudding and pair it with a side of kale chips, plus some bourbon on the rocks then you’ve got yourself dinner! Funny, I thought the EXACT same thing.  I’m here to tell that you’re correct. Yes. That is a fine pairing. You’re a smart cookie. I like your style. Do you have some vegan friends? I’m pretty sure if you show up at their door with a bowl of this creamy chocolate pudding, A LOT of kale chips and a jug o’ bourbon then you’ve got yourself a vegan potluck. Yer welcome. Heck, I’m a total omnivore and I would not turn you away. Come on over. Let’s get that pudding party started. I’ll get two spoons. […]

Chocolate Almond Cookie Pumpkin Ice Cream Sandwiches {Gluten-Free, Grain-Free}

Don’t ask me how many of these I ate for breakfast on Sunday morning. I don’t want to talk about it.

Two. The answer is two.

I mean, put yourself in my position. You’re a food blogger. You are waking up early to make ice-cream sandwiches because you have to photograph them while there is still enough light outside. We lose light fast this time of year. You cut these beauties up. You stack them. You photograph them. They start getting all melty. You shove one in your mouth to save it from its melty self. You take a bite and get pumpkin ice cream all over your chin and in the ends of your hair. You could just put them back in the freezer, but you’ve already come this far. Just finish the dang ice cream sandwich. It’s really good.  […]

Birthday Party Giveaway: Paderno World Cuisine Tri-Blade Spiral Vegetable Slicer!

So… Birthday Week continues! Yesterday was all about savory biscuits that I tried to pass off as a cake. Today, you get presents. Why? Because I like you. Heck, I might even love you. You’re the best readers around. Don’t make me shout it from the rooftops (‘cuz I will).  So,without further adieu… Welcome to my very first giveaway! That’s right. One of you lucky readers is going to be the proud new owner of this insane veggie spiralizing machine. I just recently purchased one and I am borderline obsessed. You can now make virtually any vegetable into a noodle. Want a big bowl of zucchini pasta with pesto? Easy. Feeling frisky and want some curly sweet potato fries? Not a problem. Seriously, this thing just makes food really fun. Not only is it fun, but it’s really easy to use. The blade attachments slide in and out with ease. It even has suction cup feet that adhere to your table or counter to assure that this thing stays in place! Want more info? Check out its specs HERE. This photo was taken approximately 30 minutes after this package arrived at my door. Yesss. It got noodle-y real fast in this house. […]

Tomato & Blue Cheese Birthday Biscuits {Gluten-Free}

Yesterday I totally cried over cake. True story.
But, before we get into weird cake sob stories, allow me to welcome you to BIRTHDAY WEEK! That’s right. Why celebrate your blog’s first birthday simply with a day, when you can use it as an excuse for an extended week long party?! You only turn one once, right? Right. All week long we’re going to be indulging with some party-worthy recipes. Maybe I’m using a bit more butter than usual. Maybe I’ve been eating ice cream sandwiches for breakfast. Let’s not look too closely at it. Just know, It’s going to be awesome.  Let’s do it up proper, starting with these biscuits.
Are you confused as to why we’re starting things off with biscuits? Further more, why am I putting a candle in said biscuits? Yeah, me too.I’m going to try to make some sense out of this madness.  […]