Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt

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I am back. I can breathe out of my nose. It basically feels like the first day of spring. I want to click my heels and dance with my hands waving in the air. I want to do jumping jacks.  I want to bake cookies. I want to do anything that is not struggling to breathe while lying on a couch and watching terrible daytime programming. I want to eat anything but chicken soup. If I eat anymore chicken soup, I fear I will actually transform into a chicken. This would make my cooking/blogging life difficult. Wings don’t have thumbs, making it very hard to type and even harder to lift things like pots or baking sheets.

Enough of that. I haven’t left the house for more than ten minutes at a time in the last six days. Forgive all preposterous declarations of what life would be like if I was indeed a blogging chicken. It would be hard, that’s all I am sayin’.  Also, I would probably not make you things like quiche. Chickens don’t eat quiche. Aren’t you happy I am not a chicken?

Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt | So... Let's Hang Out

This is probably no secret by now, but I tend to cook with what I have on hand. I am not much of a planner in my day to day cooking life. My Mom came to visit a few weeks back, and I wanted to make her a nice breakfast. Moms totally deserve nice breakfasts. When I looked in my fridge, I saw the usual suspects: Kale, Eggs, Cheese.  The only thing standing between me and a fabulous quiche was milk. I stared at the vanilla almond milk we keep on hand and considered it. (I once made mac and cheese with vanilla almond milk. You can gag now. I did.) Nope. That will not do. Coconut milk? Nope. I then spotted some Greek yogurt. Hmmm… why not? It was totally worth a try. If It didn’t work out there was always granola.

I sauteed onions and garlic with kale and stewed tomatoes. Holy yum!

Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt | So... Let's Hang Out

I beat eggs into greek yogurt until it became almost fluffy. I put the sauteed kale into a cast iron baking dish with crumbled feta.

Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt | So... Let's Hang Out

Then there was cheese on cheese. Grating some fresh pecorino on top assures that you will get a nice golden crust.

Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt | So... Let's Hang OutSee? I promised.

Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt | So... Let's Hang OutNow it was time for the moment of truth… the tasting. I took a bite thinking “Please let this be better than vanilla almond milk!”

Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt | So... Let's Hang Out

HOLY EGGS! It was delish. Greek yogurt really does its thing in this quiche. It brings a little bit of a welcome tartness to the dish and helps those eggs stay really light and fluffy!  Basically, I am a genius (on accident…per usual). Everyone had a couple of pieces. Mom was happy. Bellies were full. I am not a chicken. End of story. Ta-daaa!

Disclaimer: The nice people at Chobani sent me some of their product for recipe testing and development. However, all opinions are my own.

Crustless Kale & Feta Quiche With Greek Yogurt

Ingredients

  • Olive Oil, enough to coat a pan
  • 1 bag of kale (or one bunch, chopped)
  • 1 medium onion, chopped
  • 4 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 1/4 cup chicken broth (veggie broth can be substituted)
  • 1 14oz can of vine-ripened tomatoes, drained
  • 6oz Greek Yogurt (I used Chobani 0% Plain Nonfat)
  • 5.25 oz sheep's milk feta, coarsely chopped
  • 5 eggs
  • Grated pecorino romano cheese, to top
  • Salt and pepper, to taste

Instructions

  1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees
  2. Prepare all of your veggies by washing, chopping and mincing.
  3. In a large saucepan, heat up some olive oil over medium heat.
  4. Once your olive oil is heated, add in your onions and your garlic and saute until translucent.
  5. Add in your kale and begin to saute. If it is having some trouble wilting, you can add in your broth. Cover it and cook down for a couple of minutes.
  6. Once your kale leaves have begun to wilt, you can add in your can of drained tomatoes and stir. Allow to cook together for a couple of minutes with the lid off, stirring occasionally.
  7. Turn the heat off on your burner and add your chopped up feta to your kale mixture. Stir it all together until everything is evenly combined.
  8. Put your kale mixture into a greased baking dish. I used a 9 inch cast iron pan.
  9. Add your yogurt to a medium sized bowl. Crack your five eggs into the same bowl and whisk together until there are no lumps and the eggs are fluffy and thick. If your eggs are not liquid enough add in a tiny splash of water and continue to whisk until it is mixed through.
  10. Add your egg mixture on top of your kale mixture in the baking dish. With a fork, move around some of the kale mixture so that the egg mixture can seep into the entire dish and does not sit on top.
  11. Salt and pepper the top of your quiche.
  12. Grate some pecorino romano directly on top of your quiche so that the entire top of the quiche has a light layer of cheese covering it.
  13. Bake for 35-40 minutes. Check on your quiche periodically. It is done when the top is golden brown. When you cut into the center it should be dry and void of liquid egg mixture. If there is still liquid, continue to bake it, checking on it every couple of minutes.
  14. Serve and enjoy!
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Totally Loaded Oatmeal Cookies | Gluten Free

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Let me start off this post by openly acknowledging I’m a hot mess.

My desk is usually a sea of papers. Most of these papers are recipes either printed out or crudely scrawled with a sharpie onto the backs of envelopes or pieces of junk mail (you never know when inspiration will strike, right?). There are composition books filled with ideas and more than likely at least four drawings of polar bears in pant suits. I am constantly cleaning up the mess and thinning down the horde, but it always seems to come right on back. I will call this my process. It’s a messy process, but it gets you Cheesy Cauliflower Bakes and Peppermint Patty Brownies. I vow to myself at least once a week to get it together and type my recipes directly into a very organized folder on my desktop. This doesn’t happen. It’s not as much fun. It’s so much harder to doodle cupcakes and pandas in the margins of the page of a Word document. It’s all part of my flow.

This morning, I woke up hell-bent on sharing this cookie recipe with you. I’ve been sitting on it for a few weeks and I figured it was just time. Fridays are the time to start dreaming about chewy-gooey cookies. It’s a fact.

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I put on my slippers, grabbed a green juice, and headed over to my desk. Uh oh. It was clean. The only thing on my desk was my camera, some pens and a crudely drawn rendering of a puppy dog wearing an afro wig. Where did I put my recipes again?

I searched my files. Nothing. I searched cabinets. Nothing. I searched binders. Nothing. I found my recipe for cheesy biscuits, but where was my cookie recipe?! I got wild eyes and started to tear apart the office. Emma, our golden retriever, looked at me and sighed loudly as if to say, “Mom. Get it together.” She is hardly amused by my antics.

Now, for the final act, I decided to go through the trashcans. That is right. I really wanted to bring you these cookies. I reached my hands into the trash and started to root on through. Early morning dumpster diving at home. Lovely. I found a lot of things in there that I won’t mention because, EW. I did not find the recipe.

Finally I went into my kitchen and sat on the floor in frustration. I lay down next to my dog, sulking. There was drama. Life was pretty much over. As I looked up at the microwave to my right, I saw a stack of papers making their home neatly right on top.

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I found it.

The moral of the story is, I am a hot mess. My dog thinks I am dramatic, and I love you enough to root through trash to bring you a recipe for cookies.

These cookies are loaded with every delicious thing I could find in my pantry. The base is a chewy oatmeal cookie sweetened by brown sugar and maple syrup then made gooey and rich with butter. I took this oatmeal cookie and pumped it full of chocolate, cranberries, coconut and walnuts. It’s a full house of deliciousness. Totally loaded. My husband took the remainder of the uneaten cookies to work with him and they disappeared quickly.

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Look at those imperfectly perfect little beauties! Perhaps I should have left a little more space between each cookie… I got impatient.

Totally Loaded Oatmeal Cookies | Gluten Free // So...Let's Hang Out

Totally Loaded Oatmeal Cookies | Gluten Free

Ingredients

  • 1 1/4 cup all-purpose gluten-free flour (I used Bob's Red Mill)
  • 1 cup almond meal
  • 1 tsp xanthan gum
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1 1/2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/2 cup unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 1/2 cup packed brown sugar
  • 1/3 cup coconut sugar (you can use granulated sugar if you don't have coconut sugar on hand)
  • 2 large eggs
  • 1 tbs vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup maple syrup
  • 1 3/4 cups old-fashioned uncooked oatmeal
  • 3/4 cup dried cranberries
  • 1/2 cup unsweetened coconut shreds
  • 1 cup walnut pieces
  • 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips

Instructions

  1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees. Line two baking sheets with parchment paper and set aside.
  2. In a medium mixing bowl, whisk together your flour, xanthan gum, almond meal, salt, and cinnamon. Set it aside.
  3. In your electric mixer bowl combine your butter, brown sugar and coconut sugar. Mix on medium speed until it is thoroughly combined. Once the mixture appears slightly fluffy (about 3 to five minutes in), stop the mixer and scrape down the bowl.
  4. Add in your eggs one at a time, running your mixer for a minute in between the addition of each new egg. Add in your vanilla extract, and maple syrup and beat until both are completely mixed in.
  5. Once your egg and butter mixture is completely combined, add in your flour mixture and beat until it all comes together.
  6. Once it is completely combined fold in your oats, cranberries, coconut flakes, chocolate chips and walnut pieces by hand. Stir until it is all thoroughly mixed throughout the batter.
  7. Spoon the batter by the heaping tablespoonful onto your parchment paper lined baking sheets.
  8. Bake for 10 to 12 minutes or until your cookies are a beautiful golden brown.
  9. Remove from oven and allow to cool.
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After that… all bets are off. Let the cookie feasting begin.

Totally Loaded Oatmeal Cookies | Gluten Free // So...Let's Hang Out

 (Adapted from Joy The Baker)

Pear, Pecorino & Chard Tartlets | Gluten Free

Pear, Pecorino & Chard Tartlets | Gluten Free // So...Let's Hang Out

One of my favorite birthday gifts this year was Aran Goyaga’s cookbook Small Plates and Sweet Treats. Aran is the beautiful mastermind of the food blog  Cannelle et Vanille. It’s so gorgeous I can’t even handle it. Every single one of her photographs makes me want to jump into them, taste the food, and experience the lovely warm and bright atmosphere that she creates. She makes gluten-free food look decadent and chic. Can you tell I love her? Yes. I do. Gush, gush, gush.  She is major.

One of the recipes in the book that caught my eye immediately was her Swiss Chard, Pear & Gruyere Tart. However, true to form, I did not have a lot of what the recipe called for. My fancy gluten-free flour supply was rather low, but I did have almond meal.  I scoured the pantry and my fridge looking for other things that could make it work! You can’t stop a girl on a mission to make a tart. It’s just not possible.

I started off with my trusty almond meal crust. Since it’s made with almonds, it has a buttery and rich taste even though the recipe contains no butter. I, against my better judgement decided to make four tartlets when I should have made five.  You should make five. It gets messy when you make four. You’ll see.

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You saute your veggies with white wine and olive oil. You whisk together eggs and cheese and coconut milk. You slice up your pears and shred more cheese. It’s a sexy process.

Pear, Pecorino & Chard Tartlets | Gluten Free // So...Let's Hang OutOnce your tart shells have cooled you assemble them layering your chard mixture first and then your pears.

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Then comes the custard mixture! Pour it evenly into each tartlet and sprinkle with more cheese.

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Whoops. Yup, you should have made five tarts. Smooth move, Gina. Nobody is perfect, eh?

I cleaned them up nicely, transferred them to a new baking sheet and let the oven do its magic.

Pear, Pecorino & Chard Tartlets | Gluten Free // So...Let's Hang Out

And what magic it was! Voila! You just got certifiably fancier. This is one heck of a brunch if I do say so myself. Your friends will be impressed. I think that it’s a general rule that when you marry pears with cheese and bake them into something, people think you are pretty impressive. Perhaps this is just me being slightly impressed with myself. Either way… high five. If you aren’t the tartlet type, you could simply make it into one nine inch tart. No bigs.

Let’s get tarty.

Tart Crust Ingedients:

1 1/2 cups almond meal

1/4 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 cup grapeseed oil

2 tablespoons maple syurp

Tart Filling Ingredients:

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 leek, sliced

2 cloves of garlic, minced

4 cups rainbow chard, chopped

2 tbs white wine

salt, pepper, and nutmeg (to taste)

2 eggs

1 tablespoon cornstarch (or sweet rice flour)

1/2 cup evaporated milk

1/2 cup lite coconut milk

1 1/2 cups finely grated Pecorino Romano cheese

1 medium pear, thinly sliced with a mandoline

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees.

Grease five tartlet pans.

Combine your almond meal, baking soda, salt and stir it up.

Whisk together your maple syrup and your grapeseed oil and then add it into your almond meal mixture.

Mix together until all of the ingredients are wet and thoroughly combined.

Using clean hands, divide up the mixture evenly between five tartlet pans. Press the dough into the pans until the whole bottom surface is covered.

Place on a baking sheet and bake for 7-10 minutes or until they’re golden brown.

Allow them to cool completely before filling.

Turn the heat on your oven up to 375 degrees.

While your tart crusts are cooling, start on the tart filling.

In a large saute pan, heat up your olive oil. Add in your leek and your garlic and cook until they are both tender.

Add in your white wine, and rainbow chard. Stir. Add in a dash of salt, pepper, and some nutmeg. Cook down until all of the chard has wilted and most of your liquid has evaporated. Set the mixture aside.

In a medium sized bowl, whisk together your eggs, coconut milk, evaporated milk, cornstarch and a little over half of the cheese that you have grated. Add some salt and pepper to your egg mixture and whisk again.

Fill up your cooled tartlet crusts with the chard mixture, add slices of pear to the top. Lightly press your filling down with a spoon and then pour the custard over the top of each tartlet.

Top the tartlets with the remaining portion of cheese so that a nice crust will form while baking. Sprinkle a little more nutmeg on top and pop them in the oven.

Bake at 375 degrees for 25 minutes, or until the tarts become a lovely golden brown.

Allow them to cool slightly before serving.

Dig in! Marvel at your total fanciness. Happy Weekend Brunching! xo

Pear, Pecorino & Chard Tartlets | Gluten Free // So...Let's Hang Out

(Recipe adapted from Small Plates and Sweet Treats)

Kale & Brussels Sprout Caesar Salad

Kale & Brussels Sprout Caesar Salad | So... Lets Hang Out

Here a short list of things that come to mind upon hearing the name “Caesar”:

1) Did I spell that correctly? Why does the A come before the E. Freaks me out every time.

2) I went to Waldorf elementary school. Our teacher was a wild story-teller. All of our history lessons would be told to us in magical life-like stories, and for this reason I remember most of what I learned there to this day. I still vividly remember him acting out Julius Caesar’s assassination and colorfully exclaiming “Et tu, Brute?” For this reason, when I am offered a Caesar salad, I find myself mumbling “Et tu, Brute?” to myself. Nope. Not awkward at all.  I might have also said that to a waiter once upon receiving my Caesar salad. He didn’t get it. Tough room.

3) Haircuts. Julius Caesar is depicted in many a statuette and paintings sporting a look that would later be brought back by the lead singer of the Backstreet Boys. Everybody…Rock your body.  Don’t believe me? Just google image search”Julius Caesar“ and then google image search “Lead singer of the Backstreet Boys”.  BAM. Trendsetter.

4) Cleopatra. They shacked up. They had a son. They named him Caesarion. I find this to be particularly ballsy. I wonder if he got picked on in school?  I like to imagine what this kid looked like. I am thinking the eyeliner of Cleopatra (i.e. Elizabeth Taylor circa 1963′s film depiction) with the trendsetting hair cut of Julius, also kind of muscly. So, basically FIERCE.  (Yes, my mind goes to these places.)

5) Caesar Milan. Dog Whisperer. Leader of the Pack Mentality.

6) Oh, yes. Salad. DELICIOUS!

Welcome to my true life crazy brain.

Also, Et tu, Brute?

I still fantasize that I will say that someday over a Ceasar salad and someone will laugh. That person and I will be best friends. Obvs. This probably won’t happen. I should probably stop trying to make it happen. Okay. I am done.

Funny thing is… the Caesar salad has nothing to do with Julius Caesar. At all. This just makes my antics all the more awkward. Read on.

Today I bring you a powerhouse of a salad. We are leaving behind the traditional romaine for a hearty and nutrient rich kale. There is some added crunch and texture from some shaved brussels sprouts and of course a nice creamy dressing, some cheesy goodness as well as some toasted up croutons. Yum.

Kale & Brussels Sprout Caesar Salad | So... Lets Hang Out

Salad Ingredients:

1 whole bunch of lacinato kale, ribs removed

7 Brussels sprouts, shaved or chopped thinly

1/3 cup freshly grated Parmesan cheese

2 pieces of Udi’s Gluten-Free bread to make croutons, or store bought would do fine also

freshly cracked pepper

Caesar Dressing Ingredients:

1 2 oz tin of anchovies in olive oil

2 cloves of garlic

1 tbs Dijon mustard

Juice of 1/2 a lemon

1/4 cup Parmesan cheese

1/3 cup olive oil

1 tsp salt

1 tsp fresh cracked pepper

Set your oven to 350 degrees.

Start by washing, drying and de-ribbing your kale.

Chop it up, and put it in a large salad bowl.

Wash your brussels sprouts, and either thinly slice them by hand or run them through your food processor with the slicing attachment and add them to your salad bowl.

Add the parmesan to your salad bowl.

Place two pieces of Udi’s gluten-free bread onto a baking sheet that has been lightly greased. If you want you can spice up your bread a little bit. I added granulated garlic to mine.

Allow bread to toast until it is golden brown on both sides. 2-3 minutes. Keep an eye on it so it doesn’t burn.

Remove from oven and allow to cool slightly. Cut it up into crouton sized pieces and add to your salad.

For the dressing, add all of the ingredients into a blender and process on high until they’re thoroughly combined.

You might have some leftover dressing, depending on how dressed you like your salad. It should last for a couple of days in the fridge sealed in an airtight container such as a mason jar.

Dress your salad with your desired amount of dressing and toss it well. You can even massage it into the leaves using your hands in order to soften the kale a bit.

Add some fresh cracked pepper to taste, and enjoy!

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Hope you are having a Ceasar-Style Tuesday. Trendsetting  Haircuts, Dog Whispering… the whole nine yards. xox

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